Archive for August 23rd, 2008

The bitch list

Pink gladiolusIt does look pretty on the allotment if you get there early.

I’m pretty much sleepless these days. Age, I guess. Can’t sit (bad back), can’t stand (ditto), can’t sleep.

Oh, and now I can’t eat.

BUT, like a DSS Incapacity Benefit assessor, I’m determined to focus on what I can do, viz:

  • Whinge
  • Gripe
  • Bitch
  • Complain

I’ll be practising a lot on this blog. I know you’ll understand.

After all, it’s important that people be encouraged to develop their talent to its full potential.

Posted on 23rd August 2008
Under: Flowers, Rants | 3 Comments »

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