Back in the shit
It’s that time of year again. From now until Christmas, I’ll be pretty much covered in horseshit 24/7.
I try to ensure it stays on the allotment. But I daren’t carry passengers in the car during autumn, and I’m ashamed to admit that my bella figura at work has occasionally been compromised by an all-too-visible dangleberry clinging to my shirt.
Were I to wear my underpants outside my trousers and adopt a brown cape, I could slide seamlessly into an alter ego: ManureMan.
Posted on 25th September 2008
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