Soilman

Couldn’t let Amanda’s kids go to all the trouble of designing a real-life Soilman Superhero without showing the results (with one or two minor tweaks – couldn’t resist the shield and silly headgear).

Unfortunately it leaves me no further forward on Manure Man, my crime-fighting allotment alter ego. Can’t draw him myself – I have all the artistic talent of Jackson Pollock.

Hence a challenge:

Is there anyone out there who can draw, and fancies creating a suitably tongue-in-cheek Manure Man?

As regular readers know, this blog has a perilously low taste threshold – so pretty much anything goes.

Email me any doodlings (any pic format) and I’ll post the best entries. May even come up with a prize…