Does my back end look big in this?

View from the back of my allotment

Standing at the back of my plot, I feel like the guy bringing up the rear on a night march. There’s nothing behind me and it feels kind of freaky. 

They’ve started marking out plots, so I guess folks will move in soon. Hope so. I feel like everyone can see my arse right now.

3 Responses to “Does my back end look big in this?”

  1. Susan Says:

    I’m glad I’m not the only one with “arse neurosis”!! My plot is on the main thoroughfare of our site and very exposed and if someone is working on one of the opposite plots I make sure I bend over in the other direction to them so they won’t get my backside blocking out the sun on their plot …..

  2. Amanda Says:

    You realise that you’ll be the person that all these newbies will be coming to for advice, don’t you?!

  3. Soilman Says:

    The joke’s on them if they do, Amanda. I’m still struggling to find my arse with both hands, allotment-wise…