Soilman

If you’ve visited this blog before, you may have read my wafflings about all the new allotments on our site. I may have inadvertently mentioned how welcome they were. It’s even possible I gave the impression of being excited.

I should now point out that any such impression was unintentional and, indeed, erroneous. Far from being a boost to the site and bringing vegetable growing to a wider public, the arrival of new allotmenteers is a monumental catastrophe. I’m gutted.

Why?

Because now there’s always other folks about and no bramble bushes to offer cover for a crafty bladder discharge.

I’d say it’s a pisser. Only that’s the problem. It’s not.