No, dear reader, you’re not seeing things. You read right: this is, indeed, a pumpkin.
Granted, the characteristics generally definitive of a pumpkin (spherical, orange, ‘pumpkin-ey’ etc) are, unusually, absent. But it says ‘Pumpkin’ on the seed packet I sowed, so it MUST be true.
Just two questions:
- Anyone ever seen a green, peanut-shaped pumpkin?
- Er… have I been had?