Another dirty little allotment secret
Enough of the deranged rantings already. You guys may start to suspect I’m some kind of twisted, embittered old bore (Too late – imaginary Ed).
Here, instead, is a confessional photograph – just to warm the hearts of those who may still be under the illusion that I know what I’m doing (Again, too late – imaginary Ed). It’s not in soft focus. There was shit on the lens.
I tell everyone at the plot that I left last year’s parsnips to seed on purpose. This is, of course, bollocks. Truth: I got bored of eating them and ran out of time to pull them out (Translation: too lazy – imaginary Ed). Now they have roots half way to Sydney, Australia.
Hey ho. I WILL get some great seed from them, so every cloud etc etc.
PS Anyone out there a WordPress whizz who can tell me how to get rid of this fucking imaginary Editor?
Posted on 30th April 2011
Under: Roots | 6 Comments »