Another dirty little allotment secret

parsnips gone to seedEnough of the deranged rantings already. You guys may start to suspect I’m some kind of twisted, embittered old bore (Too late – imaginary Ed).

Here, instead, is a confessional photograph – just to warm the hearts of those who may still be under the illusion that I know what I’m doing (Again, too late – imaginary Ed). It’s not in soft focus. There was shit on the lens.

I tell everyone at the plot that I left last year’s parsnips to seed on purpose. This is, of course, bollocks. Truth: I got bored of eating them and ran out of time to pull them out (Translation: too lazy – imaginary Ed). Now they have roots half way to Sydney, Australia.

Hey ho. I WILL get some great seed from them, so every cloud etc etc.

PS Anyone out there a WordPress whizz who can tell me how to get rid of this fucking imaginary Editor?

6 Responses to “Another dirty little allotment secret”

  1. Damo Says:

    Just pulled a load out of my shared plot, they were buggers to get out.

  2. Amy Says:

    Haha I’m loving the idea of just letting them seed themselves everywhere, I mean parsnip weeds have got to be better than bindweed right?

    If I remember correctly you can get rid of the imaginary editor by clearing your browser cache and restarting your computer 😉

  3. Simon Says:

    I just got my parsnip seed in yesterday (F1 Albion). I only hope for a crop as healthy looking as yours. I love parsnips – roasted or in a soup with apples. How can you let them go so far!

  4. Soilman Says:

    Just got sick of ’em, Simon. I’d eaten them in everything for months.

  5. Tanya Walton Says:

    Yep…definitely every cloud SM….at least you can admit to what you have failed on…lol on the imaginary editor!!

    P.S. When are you going to write a post about having accomplished some real work on the allotment?? LOL

  6. Clare Says:

    The best way to get rid of the imaginary editor on word press is to delete cookies – the best way to do this is to eat them with several glasses of wine – I find this makes most problems go away eventually!